Satan still has a restraining order against me. I have multiple personalities and none of them likes you. I’m an odd combination of “really sweet” and “don’t mess with me”. Nerd? I prefer the term Intellectual Badass. Me? Jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart. You look like something I drew with my left hand. Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s funny. Roses are red, Love is fake, Weddings are basically funerals with cake.īitchcraft: The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth. Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher. In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now. Since you know it all, you should also know when to shut up. Some people are such treasures that you just wanna bury them. I keep it real, cause I’m not afraid to make enemies. You’ll lose your mind in trying to understand mine. If you see me talking to myself, I’m having a staff meeting.

You gotta understand that I’m hard to understand. People love the good until they find the better. If you think money can’t buy happiness, then transfer it to my account. I love it when someone messes with me, that means I don’t have to be nice anymore.īecause faking a smile is always easier than explaining to everyone why we are sad.

Scientists say the universe is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. I’m not rude, I just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking. If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb up to your ego, and jump to your IQ. Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day. The person with an innocent heart and an evil mind is the best combination ever.

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